In politics, it can be hard to know what you want. You like socialism, but you don’t like ineffectual leadership and next thing you know, you’re in the ballot box murmuring that you’d like the kung pao chicken.
As such, I have written a wishlist of policies. This is what I’d do if I were in charge. After reading it, you might be very thankful that I am not.
Go forth, politicians, and win my vote.